Katie~
Gleek// Starkid // Potterhead
Lesbian // 15 nerd(s) online
Our Little World...
Is perfect, at least for us.
- me: oh my god what was clint's last name i forget
- brother: who the fuck is clint
- me: from avengers
- brother:
- me: pls he's hawkeye
- brother: clint hawkeye
- me: no wtf it started with b
- brother: bawkeye
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
(Source: cosmothefairy, via snonny-moore)
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via iamafrayedknot)
(Source: noremedyforlovebuttolovemore, via justcallmelhead)
(Source: leilockheart, via underfundedagony)
